- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black