- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Laugh.

Kameron Brown is gay.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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