- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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