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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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