- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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