- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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