What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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