- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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