- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Where's the soap?

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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