- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

thomas!!!!

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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