- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A Mormon walks into a bar

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A seal walks into a club.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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