- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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