A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Poop

A Chinese man fails a math test

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's an Anti Joke?

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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