- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

I once did something.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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