- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

haha black people :D

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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