Chick Norris... Enough said

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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