on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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the midget went to the midget store

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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