whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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sky's sty

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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