Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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okay so theres this guy.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock *open*

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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