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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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