Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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