- Anti Joke

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.