- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

the midget went to the midget store

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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