How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

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