What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Women's rights.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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