- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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