My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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