- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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