- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what's the difference between a duck?

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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