- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

robin, get in the car.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Patriarchy.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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