- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Penis.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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