they're dead. idiot.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

The Princess is in another castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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