- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Apple juice.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Knock knock open

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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