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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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