A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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13 =B you just learned something

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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The Morman Religion.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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