- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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