- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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