How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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PENIS that is all

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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