- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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