A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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You know whats funny Aids

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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