- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Bryson got a concussion...he died

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

The Female Orgasm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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