- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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