Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

whats green and slimy? green slim

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Jack Stevens

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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