- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

HURT

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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