- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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