- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Justin beiber's penis

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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