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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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