I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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