How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...