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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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