Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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