- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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