What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Eric is gay Ha

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Women can vote? WTF

i cant STAND cripple jokes

an emo girl walked into a white room

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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