- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Eric is gay Ha

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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