- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

mexicans fishing

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

nothing

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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