- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Life

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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