What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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