- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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