How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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