- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

knock knock Dave's not here.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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