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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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