- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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