- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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