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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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