- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

John Cena

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Dusters blow stuff.

what goes boo a sock

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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