A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A bar walks into a man

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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