- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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