- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Guest what? Dog

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Horse.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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