Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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