- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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