your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Loperson

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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