What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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