A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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sorry got to poo

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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