Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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