- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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