Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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