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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Women's Rights Movement

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.