Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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they're dead. idiot.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Poop.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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