- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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