- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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