why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Women's rights.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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