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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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