- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

The GOV and the WHO?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

ejaculation JLR

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

q ggggggggggggggggg

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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