- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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