Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Women's Rights

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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