Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Jellybeans

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what has genitial warts? me

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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