Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

womans rights...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

non poop

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...