- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

I have an erection My mom!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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