why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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