a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I am a women

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

gingers

woman's lacrosse

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Granny porn!

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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