Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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