Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

BIG PENIS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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