What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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knock knock There's no door

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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