- Anti Joke

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.