- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did Delaware? A coat.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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