- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

here's a joke... the american education society

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Hi, my name is Jake.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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