How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

my whole life!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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