- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

eh

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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