What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Guest what? Dog

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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