- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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