Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

You're a frog

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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