- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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