How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Neil is a reterd.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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