- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Stephen Hawking

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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