- Anti Joke

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Sam Hengal.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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