- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Who is John Galt?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Christianity.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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