- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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