- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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