What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Politics

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Jack Stevens

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...