Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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