- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

No soap radio

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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