What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Justin's life

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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