What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Robin, get in the car!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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