walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Albino African Americans

I have an erection My mom!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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