- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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