- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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