- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Mitt Romney

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Women

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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