Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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