Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

THE GAME.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

This sentence is a lie.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

You and your parents are going to die today

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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