You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

thumb_up thumb_down +43

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

thumb_up thumb_down +35

well now

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

thumb_up thumb_down +33

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

rabbits running in my bathroom!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops