You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Suck pussy

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

im not food

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

poopy is poopy

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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