- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Pianos.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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