- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Asian women drivers...

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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