diarrhea.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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lets bomb africa

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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