What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's up? Your time.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What does water smell like? water.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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