How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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