What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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woman's rights

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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