- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Asians.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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