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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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