what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A gay man watches football.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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